- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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