- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

give me a thumbs up

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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