Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Samraj.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Do you love me? No.

What's white and gluey Glue

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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