Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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