- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

The lion swallowed his pride.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

womens rights.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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