- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

race-car = rac-ecar

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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