Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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ur gay

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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