- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Loperson

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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