- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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