- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

why do mexicans get made fun of

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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