- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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