- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

wael.. nuff said

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did david give back? Nothing.

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