Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's the difference between a duck?

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