Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Religionh

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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