Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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No!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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