- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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