- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I regret everything.....

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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