What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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WNBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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