Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Kys

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What can fly? Lots of things

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Who is it?

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Anti Joke

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