Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Women's rights

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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