- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely