- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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