- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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