- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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