- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Winter

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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