ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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chuck norris

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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