- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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