- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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