Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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