(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

where's mom I killed her

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Do you know what color comes after 9?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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