- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

The bears will win the Super Bowl

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Stop. Seriously stop.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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how did the man die he didnt

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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