What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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