What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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like most people my age. im 27

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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