Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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