Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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That's what she didn't say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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