A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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sure!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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