How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Are you Drew?

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

My Boyfriend

You know whats funny? Women's rights

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Sex

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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