Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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