What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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