- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

what does a chair look like? a chair.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Muslim athletes.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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