what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Nickleback.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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My dad

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Your face

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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