Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

wael.. nuff said

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

My name is Harry.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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