A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Women's Rights

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Three black men were walking...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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I have aids

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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No

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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