How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How old are you? 7

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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