Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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