How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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