Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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William wright is Gay

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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