What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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