- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Your grandma's cookies.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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