What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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HURT

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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